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DANIELLE WARD: "If I wanted to talk to a w**ker, I'd call your dad... and get him to put your mum on the phone."
HECKLER: "How's your momma?"
RICHARD PRYOR: "How's my momma? I beg your pardon. I will slap you in the face with my d*ck."
JIMMY CARR: "Hey, I don't come to where you work and knock the sailor's c**ks out of your mouth."
RODNEY DANGERFIELD: "Hey, buddy, you oughta save your breath. You'll need it later to blow up your inflatable date."
JO BRAND: "Where's your girlfriend? Outside grazing, I presume?"
RUSSELL KANE: "You're confident, aren't you? So confident you seem like the sort of woman who would Rohypnol her own drink."
STEVE MARTIN: "I remember when I had my first beer.
DANIELLE WARD: "If I wanted to talk to a w**ker, I'd call your dad... and get him to put your mum on the phone."
HECKLER: "How's your momma?"
RICHARD PRYOR: "How's my momma? I beg your pardon. I will slap you in the face with my d*ck."
JIMMY CARR: "Hey, I don't come to where you work and knock the sailor's c**ks out of your mouth."
RODNEY DANGERFIELD: "Hey, buddy, you oughta save your breath. You'll need it later to blow up your inflatable date."
JO BRAND: "Where's your girlfriend? Outside grazing, I presume?"
RUSSELL KANE: "You're confident, aren't you? So confident you seem like the sort of woman who would Rohypnol her own drink."
STEVE MARTIN: "I remember when I had my first beer.
Welcome to 2017!
I know I'm a few days too late but just wanted to say happy new year!
Merry Christmas 2016
I just wanted to wish all you lovely people a very merry Christmas and a happy and safe New Year! I know this year isn't going to go down in the annuls of history as one of the better ones but don't let the bad stuff put you off celebrating the festive season and spending time with your loved ones. I raise my glass to you and here's hoping for a bit more good news in 2017.
Peace and love
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CHRISTMAS QUOTE OF THE DAY
"The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband."
- Joan Rivers
QUOTE OF THE DAY: ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES
GRANDDAD: "Your dad always used to say Del would make it to the top. Mind you he also used to say that one day Milwall would win the cup."
Only Fools and Horses written and created by JOHN SULLIVAN for BBC TELEVISION
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